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Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by _The_Pumpkin_, Mar 8, 2017.

  1. _The_Pumpkin_

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    This a thread for good, appropriate, not corny jokes. Here's one to start ya'll off.

    The Americans had just landed on the moon, so the Politburo-the sort of governing body in the USSR- got together to see how they could 1 up them. One of them says, "Hmm. American's land on moon.. Hm! We will land on the Sun! That'll teach them!" He is met with applause. A technical supervisors in this meeting interjects, a bit meekly after the clapping dies down, "Ah but sir, it is very hot on the surface of the Sun." He replies, "You think we are stupid? We will land at night."
     
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    Pierino's mom tells him : -Go to the shop and get some ham-
    he goes with with his sister della and she gets run over by a car , he goes home and sais -e mortadella- ( its a tipe of ham ) . The mom said -I said ham , not mortadella ( morta means dead )
     
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    i have 85 chins
     
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    Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to
     
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    inf is weaboo this is not a joke pls spread the word
     
    Ultidesne, Mar 16, 2017
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    did you know that extreme weaboos are shown to have 85 chins.
     
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    What do you call a Oprah Bread? Oprah loves bread!
     
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    Why was the squid shop closed?
    Due to tentacle difficulties!

    no? Okay then..
    -walks off into the distance
     
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    I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After Czech'ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter 'Spain good but there is Norway I could eat another bite'.
     
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    Perfect
     
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    Once upon a time someone put 2 tv's on top of each other.
    Why?
    To see the legs of the annoucers
     
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    Depends on what materials you're reacting. Potassium reacted with platinum creates a huge explosion, etc.
     
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